[ somewhere deep within sabo is a much smaller sabo who is desperately crying out for help despite knowing that there will be no one around who can hear him. sabo is quickly creating a list of people who are and are not allowed in the kitchen in real time. ...not that cain will get any idea as sabo looks the monstrosity that gets pulled out of the oil with a pleasant expression on his face.

somehow. ]

That makes sense; I've been known to be a bit of a big eater myself.

[ he says with a bit of a laugh and manages to keep his voice friendly and casual. ]

Unfortunately, I haven't had much of an appetitive since arriving but— [ ever the gentleman (for the worst in this situation) ]—I'll try some of that beef and broccoli. But just a small portion, I'd hate for you to make something else just for me.

[ please do not make something else for him. ]